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ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES - HAVA A BALL (1997)

1: Danny's Song
2: Leaving On A Jet Plane
3: Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard
4: One Tin Soldier
5: Uptown Girl
6: I Am A Rock
7: Sweet Caroline
8: Seasons In The Sun
9: Fire And Rain
10: Nobody Does It Better
11: Mandy
12: Rocket Man

1: Danny's Song

Originally performed by Kenny Loggins with Jim Messina

People smile and tell me I'm a lucky one
And we've just begun, think I'm gonna have a son
He will be like she and me as free as a dove
Conceived in love the sun is gonna shine above

Even though I ain't got money I'm so in love with ya honey
Everything will bring a chain of love
In the morning when I rise, bring a tear of joy to my eyes
Tell me everything's gonna be alright

Pisces, Virgo rising is a very good sign
Strong and kind and the little boy is mine
Now I see a family where there once was none
Now we've just begun yeah we're gonna fly to the sun

Even though I ain't got money I'm so in love with ya honey
Everything will bring a chain of love
In the morning when I rise, bring a tear of joy to my eyes
Tell me everything's gonna be alright

Love the girl who holds the world in a paper cup
Come on and drink it up, love her and she'll bring you luck
If you find she helps your mind, better take her home
Don't you live alone, try to earn what lovers own, go!

Even though I ain't got money I'm so in love with ya honey
Everything will bring a chain of love
In the morning when I rise, bring a tear of joy to my eyes
Tell me everything's gonna be alright

2: Leaving On A Jet Plane

Originally performed by John Denver

All my bags are packed and I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside the door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye

But the dawn is breaking its early morn
The taxi's waiting he's blowing his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

So many times I've let you down
There's so many times I fucked around
I tell you now they don't mean a thing

Cause every place I go I'll think of you
And every song I sing I'll sing for you
When I come back I'll bring your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time to let me kiss you
Close your eyes and I'll be on my way

Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times that I won't have to say

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Yeah

3: Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard

Originally performed by Paul Simon

Mamma pajama rolled out of bed
And she ran to the police station
When the pappa found out he began to shout
And he started the investigation

It's against the law
It was against the law
What the mamma saw
It was against the law

Mamma looked down and spit on the ground
Every time my name gets mentioned
Pappa said "Oh if I get that boy,
I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention"

Well I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way I'm taking my time but I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona
See me and Julio down by the schoolyard
See me and Julio down by the schoolyard

Whoh-hoh every couple of days they come to take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest come to get me released
It was all on the cover of Newsweek

Well I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way I'm taking my time but I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona
See me and Julio down by the schoolyard

Me and Julio down by the schoolyard
Yeah me and Julio down by the schoolyard

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, me and Julio down by the schoolyard

4: One Tin Soldier

Originally performed by Original Castle

Listen children to a story that was written long ago
About a kingdom on a mountain and the valley folk below
On the mountain was a treasure buried deep beneath a stone
And the valley people swore they'd have it for their very own

So go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend
Do it in the name of heaven, you'll be justified in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowing come the judgement day
On the bloody morning after one, one tin soldier rides away

So the people from the valley sent a message up the hill
Asking for the buried treasure, tons of gold for which they'd kill
Came an answer from the kingdom, "With our brothers we will share
all the secrets of our mountain, all the riches buried there"

Now the valley cried with anger "Mount your horses, draw your swords"
And they killed the mountain people so they won their just reward
As they stood beside the treasure on the mountain dark and red
Turned the stone and looked beneath it, "Peace on Earth" was all it said

So go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend
Do it in the name of heaven, you'll be justified in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowing come the judgement day
On the bloody morning after one, one tin soldier rides away

5: Uptown Girl

Originally performed by Billy Joel

Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a backstreet guy
I bet her mamma never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am

And when she knows what she wants from her time
And when she wakes up she makes up her mind
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high-class toys
And all her presents from her uptown boys, she's got a choice

Uptown girl
You know I can't afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been, and then I'll win

And when she's walking she's looking so fine
And when she wakes up she makes up her mind
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man, that's what I am

Uptown girl uptown girl
my uptown girl uptown girl
you know I'm in love with an uptown girl uptown girl
my uptown girl uptown girl
you know I'm in love with an uptown girl uptown girl
yeah yeah uptown girl uptown girl
My uptown girl uptown girl

Let me hear ya, motherfucker
One more time, yeah, yeah, yeah

6: I Am A Rock

Originally performed by Simon & Garfunkel

A winter's day in a deep and dark December
I am alone
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow

I am a rock
I am an island

I've built walls, a fortress deep and mighty
That none may penetrate
I have no need for friendship, friendship causes pain
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain

I am a rock
I am an island

Don't talk of love but I've heard the word before
It's sleeping in my memory
I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died
If I'd never loved I never would have cried

I am a rock
I am an island

I have my books and my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me

I am a rock
I am an island

And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries

7: Sweet Caroline

Originally performed by Neil Diamond

Where it began I can't begin to knowin'
But then I know that it's growing strong
Was in the spring and spring became the summer
Who'd have believed that you'd come along

Hands
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touchin' me, touchin' you

Sweet Caroline
The time never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would

But now I look at the night and it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two
And when I hurt, hurtin' runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when I'm alone with you

Warm
Touchin' warm
Reachin' out
Touchin' me, touchin' you

Sweet Caroline
The time never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would

Oh, no, yeah
Yeah

Sweet Caroline
The time never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would

Sweet Caroline
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

8: Seasons In The Sun

Originally performed by Rod McKuen

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend
We've know each other since we were nine or ten
To get away find hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's, skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere, think of me and I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time

Goodbye Pappa, please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song, wonder how I got along

Goodbye Pappa, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that spring is in the air
Little children everywhere, when you see them I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone

Goodbye Rochelle, my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around and get my feet back on the ground

Goodbye Rochelle, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that spring is in the air
Flowers everywhere, I wish that we could both be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Where just stars that's on the beach

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Where just stars that's on the beach

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone

All our lives we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time

9: Fire And Rain

Originally performed by James Taylor

Just yesterday morning they let me know you were gone
Suzanne the plans they made put an end to you
I walked out this mornin' and I wrote down this song
I just can't remember who to send it to

I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end
I've known lonely times when I could not find a friend
But I always thought that I'd see you again

Won't you look down upon me Jesus, you gotta help me make a stand
You just got to see me through another day
My body's aching and my time is at hand
And I won't make it any other way

I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end
I've known lonely times when I could not find a friend
But I always thought that I'd see you again

10: Nobody Does It Better

Originally performed by Carly Simon

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby you're the best

I wasn't looking but somehow you found me
I tried to hide from your love light
But like heaven above me, the spy who loved me
Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight

And nobody does it better
Though sometimes I wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way you do
Who d'you have to be so good?

The way that you hold me, whenever you hold me
There's some kind of magic inside you
That keeps me from running, but just keep it coming
How d'you learn to do the things you do?

And nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby, baby, oh man you're the best

Baby you're the best
Baby you're the best
Baby you're the best
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah whoo

11: Mandy

Originally performed by Barry Manilow

I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man, a face through a window
Crying in the night, the night goes into

Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes I see a memory
I never realized how happy you made me

Oh Mandy, well you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away
Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandy

1,2,3,4, standing on the edge of time
I walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbing
Tears are in my eyes and nothing is rhyming

Oh Mandy, well you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away
Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandy

Yesterday's a dream I face the morning
Crying on the breeze, the pain is calling

Oh Mandy, well you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away
Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today
Oh Mandy, well you came and you gave without takin'
And I sent you away
Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you
Yeah

12: Rocket Man

Originally performed by Elton John

She packed my pags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, nine AM
And I'm gonna be high
As a kite by then

I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no
I'm a rocket man, rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no
I'm a rocket man, rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kid
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there
To raise them if you did

And all this silence I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man
A rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no
I'm a rocket man, rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no
I'm a rocket man, rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone

I think it's gonna be a long, long time
I think it's gonna be a long, long time
I think it's gonna be a long, long time
I think it's gonna be a long, long time
I think it's gonna be a long, long time
I think it's gonna be a long, long time

Yeah, yeah, yeah