Complaints

order: yellow, peppermint, large   date: Mar 28, 2003

I ordered no such thing. I have passed this email along to the California
Attorney General's office. Do not contact me again.

order: yellow, natural, large   date: Nov 24, 2003

my banana was gone off when i ate it, you lousy pack of shits there is no
way on earth im givin you a dollar for it, unless you send me another one to
appologise........ a disgrunteld customer!

tvbs> It was probably the first time you virtually ate a virtual yellow
tvbs> natural flavored banana of size l, and you are not familiar with
tvbs> its virtual taste.
tvbs> We are sure there was virtually nothing wrong. So, please send
tvbs> virtually the equivalent of 1 US-dollar in your local currency.

Thanks for your reply, you evil sex pest,
I am quite sure that the banana was not of merchantable quality,
I have discused it with my lawyers and they believe that i should get
another one of equal value for free,
Being the kind blooded mammal that i am i am willing to strike a deal.....
I will give you a virtual 50cent piece for the banana i recieved...

tvbs> Dear kind blooded mammal,
tvbs> 
tvbs> Normally I don't do this, but I need to get back at my bussiness of
tvbs> virtually selling virtual bananas. So I accept your offer to only
tvbs> virtually pay a virtual 50 cent.
tvbs> I must be going bananas (virtually).

I tell you what Bob- you've got personality and personality goes along way!
I am willing to strike a deaql with you. I believe that NORMALLY your
bananas are tasty so if you send me another one i will not only pay for it
but i will pay for the last one also.
You funky character

tvbs> OK, I hereby virtually send you another virtual yellow natural flavored
tvbs> banana of size l.
tvbs> You now virtually owe me the equivalent of 2 US-dollar in your local
tvbs> currency.

order: black, peppermint, extra large   date: Mar 16, 2006

Thank you for the virtual, banana. It tasted like a dog's backside,
with salt. Please tell your people, who send virtual bananas, to get a
life. You website is rubbish, you're not funny. And why would I want a
virtual banana? You need to get out more, you are a geek, who needs to
get some friends. Instead of sending virtual bananas.
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